pool workout

the act of grabbing someone's head and dunking it under water. The person recieving the pool workout usually deserves it.

I'm going to have to give you a pool workout you fuckstick!!!

by lextrip December 29, 2003

pool shark

When banging a chick from behind...one leans forward, grabs a fistful of hair with one hand and with the free hand balled into a fist with thumb projecting,proceeds to jamb the thumb in her ass in a forward stroking motion... mimicking a pool shot.

She was digging the doggy style until I brought out the pool shark. Dude, she was pissed.

by Slunkd April 20, 2008

Pool noodle

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.

I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle

by Gorb May 26, 2020

Life by the pool

Living a life that is without care or trouble; a state of being totally relaxed

1)

Me: Godamit! I have to work a 70hour week and start work at 3am for minimum wage just to pay all my bills

Friend: Yeah man, i know i hate work, i only get a months holiday each year!

Me: STFU! Your living life by the pool!

2)
Friend: So what you been up to today?
Me: Ah, not much, pulled a sickie so today ive been living life by the pool

by Alpha1defective July 12, 2010

Chess pool

A variant of checkers where the king can move multiple spaces, similar to the bishop in chess.

Chess pool was played instead of checkers during lunch periods because you can finish the games faster.

by Tubaryan12 April 4, 2021

Pool Lingerie

A mocking term for men's swimwear, especially for losers.

Peter: Nice pool lingerie.
Justin: Knock it the fuck off.

by anotheraeolist August 1, 2013

slicing the pool

to jump from a high platform into a body of water

Did you see Gary slicin the pool earlier?
DAMMMMMMN, they kept slicing the pool at the party so we couldn't swim

by MemDOG13 October 1, 2019