Tripodic Pony

Noun.

A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.

Adj.

A male with a large penis.

Big enough to be a “third leg”.

Yoooooo that pony only had 3 legs. That shits a Tripodic Pony.

by Mcgoober March 13, 2018

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

mouth pony

Girl that likes to ride dick with her mouth, does not leave a drop.

"April is a mouth pony!"

by enjoit January 22, 2014

pony binge

slang for cocaine

i'm in the import and export business. I deal in pony binge.

by Megatim August 11, 2008

grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.

Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony

by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

by Clorox the Bleach December 7, 2017

Plush Pony

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.

"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."

I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!

by The Dirty German November 3, 2010