Party Poacher

Someone who has nothing to do and asks you where all the hottest parties and events are throughout the year.

or

A lame that is out of the loop and never knows when, where, or what time the party is.

Party Poacher: Yo! Whats happening tonight?

Party Promoter: Im not telling your lame ass nothing. Got damn Party Poacher!

by Deon Tae August 6, 2009

Monkey Pincher

Someone who is better than a monkey puncher and wins at all contest.

That monkey pincher is always winning sxephil's contest!

by Buttface65436 August 4, 2011

Cheek Pincher

When you can pinch both of your ass cheeks near the asshole area.

That girls ass was so tight I could do a Cheek Pincher

by Zero4me June 13, 2016

Porch poacher

Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch

Mon did you hear about the porch poachers in the neighborhood, hide your valuables

by Dnttrdonme November 18, 2018

Christopher Ponce

A snake. You can never trust this man. He will leak any information that was told to him in confidence to anyone that asks just so he can feel important.

Dude that snake Christopher Ponce told Brittney that I farted in her salad.

by Tsaew March 7, 2019

mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020

ponch

used to define a man who possess much swag and/or game. derived from the character of the hit show Chips.

"Dude, you're such the Ponch!"

by mumblestiltskin October 21, 2011