Police Theater

An organized attempt by demonstrators to provoke police into over-reacting through the use of aggressive taunts, thrown projectiles, and property damage, thereby creating a media spectacle.

After dumpsters were set on fire, the demonstration quickly deteriorated into police theater.

by Fischbyne April 21, 2021

grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world

Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*

by emmyandlola June 9, 2023

sneeze police

a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):

person: *achoo*

sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...

by g8rgoesgr8r February 9, 2019

ASMR police

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis

ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

Police-sexual

A person sexualy atrracted to police officers

Also what the fuck is wrong with you

Person:Im attracted to police officers, I'm police-sexual

Police:hi

Person:EEEEEEEE

by What-is-wrong-with-you June 23, 2020

policing sexuality

To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)

"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."

by RedithDuckith November 2, 2019

Poop Police

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.

Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.

by 123bdk March 29, 2021