Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."
by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007
Get the Poker Thigh mug.A pokeseizure is an epileptic seizure, induced by the flashing of red and blue
that occured in episode 38 of the anime Pokemon. The original airing of episode
38 saw the seizures of 700 japanese adults and children as a result. Since then,
the episode can only be found on the internet, often with the frame-rate reduced
on the infamous scene.
Often this scene is referred to as, "SEIZURES EVERYWHERE"
Specifically, the scene involves the protagonists trying to rescue the
geometrically inclined pokemon Polygon. A hovercraft/rocket/spaceship/thing
fires missiles at the heroes. In responce, pikachu shoots a thunderbolt at the
projectile, causing it to explode. The main scene that was responcible for the
seizures was one where satoshi(ash) and his friends are standing near an opening
and the majority of the frame is filled with alternating blue/red flat color
pallettes.
The same effect (FLYING COLORS: meant to create dynamic flashing/explosions) is
utilized a few times in the much more-acclaimed anime, Evangelion, a few times,
but those instances are far less likely to cause seizures do to the brevity and
slower frame rates of their animation.
This episode has been all but removed from media distribution but, due to the
internet, has been viewed by many a nostalgic/foolhardy otaku.
In non-Epileptic viewers the scene has been know to caused head aches,
especially loops of the scene with music.
Other banned/unaired episode of the series include #18 and #19 as well as #23,
due to sex, violence, and 9/11.
that occured in episode 38 of the anime Pokemon. The original airing of episode
38 saw the seizures of 700 japanese adults and children as a result. Since then,
the episode can only be found on the internet, often with the frame-rate reduced
on the infamous scene.
Often this scene is referred to as, "SEIZURES EVERYWHERE"
Specifically, the scene involves the protagonists trying to rescue the
geometrically inclined pokemon Polygon. A hovercraft/rocket/spaceship/thing
fires missiles at the heroes. In responce, pikachu shoots a thunderbolt at the
projectile, causing it to explode. The main scene that was responcible for the
seizures was one where satoshi(ash) and his friends are standing near an opening
and the majority of the frame is filled with alternating blue/red flat color
pallettes.
The same effect (FLYING COLORS: meant to create dynamic flashing/explosions) is
utilized a few times in the much more-acclaimed anime, Evangelion, a few times,
but those instances are far less likely to cause seizures do to the brevity and
slower frame rates of their animation.
This episode has been all but removed from media distribution but, due to the
internet, has been viewed by many a nostalgic/foolhardy otaku.
In non-Epileptic viewers the scene has been know to caused head aches,
especially loops of the scene with music.
Other banned/unaired episode of the series include #18 and #19 as well as #23,
due to sex, violence, and 9/11.
Alex - "Dude wanna see episode 38 I found it on youtube!"
Kevin - "I don't know man, what if I get a pokeseizure?"
Alex - "You don't know if you're epileptic though."
Kevin - "I don't want to find out, man."
Kevin - "I don't know man, what if I get a pokeseizure?"
Alex - "You don't know if you're epileptic though."
Kevin - "I don't want to find out, man."
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