Cock pizza

Jake Foley is a cock pizza

Jake Foley lost fantasy baseball, again... he is a cock pizza

by Tlan5 May 17, 2018

Stoner Pizza

Those tiny little pizzas that stoners eat.

Hey I want some stoner pizza

by Azriel December 23, 2003

Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009

pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it

kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large

by hiiiiiitsame February 23, 2019

Pimpin' a pizza

To add extra cheese, peperoni, olives and other tasty items to a cheap and boring store bought frozen pizza before baking it in the oven. It infinitely multiplies its deliciousness.

Henrietta: Want to come over to my house? I'm pimpin' a pizza.

Julio: Maybe. What kind of tasty shit are you adding to it?

by Quiff Studdley October 22, 2009

pizza breath

That cheesy, pizzza-y breath that sticks around for HOURS after you eat pizza. You can smell it yourself without even trying to. As long as the pizza's got the bare minimum to be a pizza, you'll get pizza breath.

Damn bro, I hate this pizza breath; it annoys the hell outta me. I can smell it just by breathing..

by Knamer363 August 19, 2022

dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.

Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017