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Pied

The verb to pie/ to be pied

To sum it up, it involves two people. One person will pick up the pie (preferably creampie) and put it directly into the other person's face. the circular shape matches up extremely well with the shape of the pie so therefore the pie usually does not get in the person's hair but covers every inch of their face
K: there is pie all over my face!
L: you were pied!
by Lxiii September 1, 2010
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Google Pixel

A high end smartphone made by Google, designed to compete with the iPhone. Unfortunately, Google seems to be doing this by copying whatever "courageous" thing Apple did but a year or two later. iPhone removes the headphone jack in 2016, Pixel in '18. iPhone adds Face ID in '17, Pixel might have it in '19. As you might expect, most people aren't going to buy an iPhone copy when they could buy an actual iPhone for the same price.

Google pushes for two main advantages that it has over it's competitors:
* The Pixel's camera (Legitimate advantage, but most people the Pixel targets will put filters on their photos or have them compressed to hell regardless of how good the camera is).
* The fact that it uses stock Android (Not applicable to about 95% of the people Google is targeting).

Design and feature wise, the Pixel is behind most of it's competitors. Put a Galaxy Note or a high end OnePlus or Huawei next to the Pixel, and you'll see the latter looks objectively blander and less premium than the more ostentatious competitors. When it comes to software, the Pixels often lack features that the competitors have had already (facial recognition, dark mode, SD card slot, dual/triple cameras).

All of this being said, the Pixels could have sold decently if they were marketed towards the tech enthusiasts rather than a mainstream audience. Google's old Nexus phone managed to have some appeal with that crowd. But with the Pixel, they're stuck in an uncomfortable middle ground.
Person A: I have a Galaxy S10
Person B: I have an iPhone X
Pixel owner: I have a Google Pixel.
Person A & B: Dude, wtf is that thing? Looks like an iPhone copy.

Pixel owner: My Pixel is better than your rubbish Samsung.
Tech head: That thing doesn't even have expandable storage,a wideangle or telephoto camera, or dark mode. The gesture navigation it forces you to use is also dog shit, and it's got a ton of software bugs as well. And it costs $900?
Pixel owner: bUt mUh uPdAtEs
by Head Cultist September 11, 2019
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paxed

ntt's crazy zany american slang
23:56:07 *nttrdw* am i gettin paXED
by captain canuck August 21, 2003
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getting pied

When a girl who has been cream pied sits on your face.
Last night I got pied.

After we ran a train on her last night she pied my friend.

I've never seen someone so into getting pied.

He ate the pie so fast it looked like he had a milk mustache
by easy bake oven January 25, 2014
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pixelosis

The telltale condition of a computer game that has so many pixelated graphics that you think the game is ill. Originally found in polish computer game magazines in the early 90's, either Top Secret or the early Secret Service, describing antiquated graphics in DOS era 3D FPS games. When you'd walk up to a wall, the texture texels would become huge, and show mad pixelation.
This game has mad pixelosis!
Your momma's so ugly, she has pixelosis.
Hexen looks so bad, I think it has pixelosis.
Doom2 has pixelosis.
by cheater September 22, 2007
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pixel ratio lockout

The number of pixels of your face that must be reached before you can be tagged on Facebook
Pixel Ratio Lockout - When you are tagged on facebook but it is like only your ear and you shouldn't be tagged this is a function that should exist, the function would be "pixel ratio lockout!".
by corublo October 17, 2008
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piked over

to cross the board of tolerance, to go above the limit
he said he won't give me the money. I was piked over!
by garthhhy February 15, 2009
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