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Nigger in the wood pile

A problem with a phone system.
The expression was coined by a pioneer for phone technicians and was carried on through apprentices and journymen. Today it is used in limited numbers among veteran phone technicians.
"Well, I tell ya...I can't seem to get the 2600 frequency to trunk. I reckon there's a nigger in the wood pile, boy."
by Joshua Denver April 30, 2006
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5 car pile up

a sexual act in which when 5 gay men (or a mix between men and women but the women have to have a strap on's) stant about 5 feet from eachother while one bends over on the bed and they all run into each other, making sure that their dick/strap on goes up the ass of the person in front of them in a verry fast plowing session. (it could also be a 10 car pileup if there are more people)
guy 1 bends over on the bed, guy 2 runs then plows his ass, guy 3 then does the same, etc.etc the result is a 5 car pile up.
by itzadolfin!! June 4, 2011
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Piney Porridge

The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.
I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.

Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!

The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.

Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
by PennyPicker April 21, 2008
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Piledrive my fuckhole

The extremely raunchy sexual act, knowns as piledriving the fuckhole, is when a woman is folded over somewhat like a folding chair, and a man inserts his schlong into one of her orifices.

The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.

Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.

Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole
1. (To the tune of wrecking ball) - " I came in like a wrecking ball, I surely bulldozed your fuckhole, I used great form on cue, so I could...pile drive youuuuu"

2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?

3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?

3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.

4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.

5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?

6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.
by tink1234567 March 12, 2014
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Atomic Piledriver

An almost impossible sexual maneuver in which a man stands atop a piece of furnature, or other object and dives on top of a woman lying missionary style in bed, inserting himself within her. Failure results in tragedy but success is spectacular pleasure.
Zack pulled off an Atomic Piledriver with Morgan last night.
by the guy in room 322 December 19, 2009
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pig pile

A pile of mostly hairless mammals, pink or flesh tone in color. Usually resulting from a domino effect wherein one person jumps on top of another during a moment of vulnerability, then another on top of them and so on. The pile grows until the squealing of the poor soul on bottom grows to a fevered pitch and the pile crumbles apart.
Quick, jump on to that pig pile.
by patman! July 27, 2010
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pile

Acronym for "Potentially Inebriated Lifeless Equipment." Can be used to describe anything in a state of disrepair or complete inoperability. The word pile can also be used to reference animal feces, or a "steaming pile."
"Man, that car is a pile!"
"This customer's Linksys router is a pile"
"That dog just left a steaming pile on my lawn!"
by 2wheeledfury July 3, 2007
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