Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

by PooponPoop October 14, 2011

ceiling pencil dart

When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.

The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Pencil-Art

A style of art which contains the use of a graphite and lead; included mostly shading in areas of a drawing

Mastering at Pencil-Art for 4 years

by Ghost-Bat789 March 8, 2015

Pencil

A term used to describe someone who is very slim with knobby joints and a pointy head. Typically a person who's physique resembles that of a HB.

"Hey Pencil, pass us the protein shake"

by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022

Pencil

Term used to ask if your girls if they have pierod supplies.

Do you have a pencil.

by Contratra winklespeaker January 5, 2016

Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers

I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Pencil

A type of sex toy

Is that e pencil?
Yeah let me stick it in my a**

by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021