pat the panda

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).

After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.

by Helen W. September 14, 2008

baby panda

A small asian female. They are often found to be adorable, full of smiles and can brighten your day.

"She was such a baby panda!"

by Refuel July 3, 2008

Sex Panda

A description of a sexy woman who looks particularly more attractive because of wearing lots of eye - liner and/or mascara. Making them look pandalike.

Guy: Whoa shes hot!

Buddy: Yeah a total Sex Panda!

by qwtcantbearsedthinkingofanadgf November 7, 2009

Panda Poop

after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet

dude i just took a massive panda poop

awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet

by asdofjawefjaksdjf April 5, 2009

pandacious

Seeing things in a black and white manner, like the colors of a panda.

Viewing life as extremes.

Unable to see a middle ground.

In his pandacious view, other people were either for him or against him.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

panda question

when someone asks you a question, and you decide that it has to be one of the answers because they wouldn't ask you if the answer was something normal

the television: True or false: a panda was the president of the United States for a brief period in 1901.
you: Well, I guess it must be true. that's crazy!
the television: Of course it's false!!! A panda? The president of the United States? What were you thinking?!?!

by Nick "If it bleeds, we can kill it" Kostalas March 10, 2004

Panda-Bitch

any girl, or effeminate male who is an insomniac, but does not necessarily (a) bitch for that reason. The insomnia must sooo bad that they have gigantic black rings around their eyes, wich makes the "panda". And they must be so submissive, they would allow themselves to be anyone's bitch.

"man L you're such a panda-bitch"
"Paris is being such a panda-bitch, the dirty slut"

by mariarubbersoul September 11, 2009