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Panda-Cope 

The graceful art of not getting over something, aggressively. Especially when the repercussions are specifically because of personal action.
This is an example of panda-cope: 2:46 PM Is there LITERALLY anything, any condition, EVER that you’d be willing to let me stay on condition of good behavior. And if not then I don’t see how that is fair or just, I notice you haven’t gotten banned despite numerous TOS violations, nor do I want you to. I’m just asking for one account. I’m sorry for calling you a racist and fascist and insulting your wife in the past, all I want is just one account. That’s it, and you can reban it at any time.
Panda-Cope by Not_grumpy May 29, 2023
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panda strategy 

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"
he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

Panda Girl 

Basically the best type of girl to bang on the counter of your parents kitchen. She looks like a girl that looks dtf(down to fuck) but she really enjoy getting it slowly and sometimes in a role play situation. You can say this word whenever a girl pisses you off or is annoying. But to make up for it she sucks off your penis, and your friends. This word is basically the secret to getting an instant suck off.
Joanie: Hey whats up Connor.

Connor: Fuck you panda girl.

Joanie: Let me see your penis.
Panda Girl by In-Your-Colon December 29, 2010

Panda Portrait 

A panda portrait is a photograph you take of yourself while on a bicycle. A bicyclist holds their camera out with one arm, and takes a picture of their own face, while on their bicycle, possibly while wearing a bicycle helmet.

I think this term can also be used for videos of one's self while riding a bicycle, in motion.

It may come from the idea that pavement is black, and the bike lane stripe is white. Panda's are black and white striped, just like bike lanes. Maybe the bicyclist stencil used to paint and mark bike lanes looks somewhat like a panda.
Check out my new photos from last week's ride. I took some great panda portraits!
Panda Portrait by orangek November 25, 2009
PANDA-Z is a very cute panda. It flies planes. It also has a large robot panda that it controls, evilly. They make for very cute stickers.
Panda-Z by jujodi November 8, 2006

Panda Dick 

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.
1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "Don't you mean pedantic"
1: "your doing it still!"
Panda Dick by Jake S47 December 14, 2008

panda clam 

a vagina closed up with hardened sand while the woman sleeps. usually done to asians as a joke.
i gave korin a panda clam
panda clam by PandaSandTheAsian December 4, 2007