Ellen Page

Tiny Canadian actress with a large forehead and the world's cheesiest smile who wears little tuxes. She is an outspoken lesbian feminist who writes geeky things on Twitter and loves to rename people's dogs. She's 27 but she's a total sweetheart and cuter than most 5 year olds. Best known for her roles in Hard Candy, Juno, Inception, and the X-Men franchise.

How does an Ellen Page manage being such a cute adult?!
You made a cheesy speech declaring you're a lesbian on Valentine's day? What an Ellen Page thing to do!

by El Kavo May 18, 2014

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like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009

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paper-saviour

When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.

"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."

by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006

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padered

(Verb) To be given a written motion to present at a formal meeting that is read verbatim in order to forward a political agenda. However, that motion is self-incriminating or career ruining and was meant to forward a secret objective rather than to make you look like a hero.

Sarab gave me a resolution that would have limited tuition fee increases to predictable rates. But I got padered because when I presented it, everybody accused me of siding with the administration. I think I'll join the military now that my political career is over.

by politicionPader September 19, 2011

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