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pumpkin pressure

the use of persuasion or intimidation to make someone partake in Halloween festivities.
guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.

pumpkin sauce 

A term used by crack heads when they have been places
pumpkin sauce by Pumpkin sauce November 9, 2017

Pumpkin Patch 

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*

pumpkin chuckin 

Pumpkin Chuckin or Chunkin as it is call in other areas, is the art of building a trebuchet, slingshot or catapult to launch a pumpkin as far as you can. This event is featured in Union Grove, WI.
Hey are you goin to pumpkin chuckin in October?

pumpkin day 

If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.
pumpkin day by BuzzAndFuzz May 18, 2018

Pumpkin Drunk 

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad
Pumpkin Drunk by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018