Poopcrastination

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.

Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!

by sefauif May 21, 2010

Poopar

Poopar is a beautiful and special name. It means having a long hair

Wow she's Poopar!

by Laya.Sh January 25, 2018

Poopel Tower

The act of two people pooping at the same time, on the same toilet. Imagine a guy sitting on the toilet pooping, and a girl sitting on his lap pooping through the triangle hole his legs make with the toilet.

"Hey, Honey. I need to go drop a duece, do you want to go poopel tower it up?"

by curl_girl2 March 15, 2018

pooperpoke

When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.

I caught Joe under the desk picking up a pencil and I pooperpoked him. He now has a concussion.

by Long Duck Donger Jr. VIII April 28, 2014

pooer

Poorer than poor. Rhymes with doer.

To call that peasant poor is an understatement. He's pooer.

by dstigers September 25, 2013

pooperbate

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

poopberg

When you take a big enough crap that an iceberg-like structure rises out of the water.

Man, I had a ton of Mexican food last night and made a huge poopberg this morning.

by robnoha February 26, 2006