Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).
"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."
"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."
"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."
"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."
"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"
"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"
"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"
"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."
"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"
"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."
"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."
"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."
"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"
"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"
"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"
"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."
"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"
by El Gambito December 14, 2004
Get the Poon the boonmug. Scott: Damn, this poon-drought sucks. I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!
by Matt and Scott October 1, 2007
Get the POON-A-PALOOZAmug. A man who repeatedly gets ass like its his fuckin job. he goes hard on the poon. (poon=vagina). A man who is a poon pounder is respected by all around him and can basically do whatever he wants with any girl he wants.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you hear about Chris and Jude at that party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I heard they got ass from at least 3 different girls a piece."
Guy 1: "Those guys are true poon pounders."
Guy 2: "They are my idols. I can only dream to get as many girls as those guys."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I heard they got ass from at least 3 different girls a piece."
Guy 1: "Those guys are true poon pounders."
Guy 2: "They are my idols. I can only dream to get as many girls as those guys."
by poonpounder13 May 6, 2011
Get the Poon Poundermug. A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.
Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "
Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
by VenomSaver July 8, 2012
Get the Cornfed poonmug. by theJeremiah July 16, 2005
Get the poon-tangmug. by anna jackson July 21, 2006
Get the poone planktonmug. A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.
by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006
Get the Poon Jabbimug.