penisenvy

the reservation of a penis (big and throbbing) by a female, normaly a lesbian.

i have so much penisenvy.

by gato69 January 6, 2008

Peniseye

(PENIS EYE). A term used by people who are bored of saying "butthead" or "dickface." It's just simply two body part names put together, to create a humorous nickname.

It's used in daily conversations.

Madison: "Breanna, you're a peniseye."
Breanna: "I know."

by PeniseyeFounder February 19, 2010

penisexual

When one is penisexual they love penis so much that they sleep on penis, eat penis, drink penis, and will even marry a penis. When a person want to be penisexual they must first be a woman or translate themselves into a woman. Gays are not allwed in the penisexual group because they have dicks so they are bad people. If someone in uoir family becomes penisexual it is required that everyone in the family must fuck a penis to show support!

I AM PENISEXUAL

by David vr wright November 22, 2017

penitentiary darts

many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker

Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.

by harry January 21, 2003

penilpharyngeal adjunct

An airway adjunct to be used by males on female patients. Contraindications include male patients, animals, relatives, and old ladies. Adjunct is to be inserted all the way into patient's (preferably hot co-ed) throat. If gag reflex is activated, reinsert over and over until warm pleasing lotion coats patients throat resulting in better breathing(patient) and shortness of breath(rescuer).

That chick at the bar came home to my place and was excited when i gave her the ol penilpharyngeal adjunct complete with throat yogurt.

by Luke Palmer December 14, 2008

penilitis

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

by the kdw May 2, 2010

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010