by Octowoman (again) November 1, 2010
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I got mine from Kingalts. Wbu?
Broo i got mine from Dortgen. Its just better. Dortgen on top!!!
I got mine from Kingalts. Wbu?
Broo i got mine from Dortgen. Its just better. Dortgen on top!!!
by NobleKnight706 October 13, 2022
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What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.
For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018
Get the This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face! mug.The octopus emoji can be used to communicate female genitalia. Deriving from the word octopus having 'pus', short for pussy (see pussy) in it. Tentacles grossly, and abstractly resembling labias.
by Frankcesca January 28, 2016
Get the octopus emoji mug.Matt Zylman was licking Mrs.Pafias's (a very fat lady) octopussy all afternoon.
Matt: Mrs.Pafias you have the nicest octopussy ever!
Mrs.Pafias: You have the tiniest dick Matt!
Matt: Mrs.Pafias you have the nicest octopussy ever!
Mrs.Pafias: You have the tiniest dick Matt!
by Amy February 5, 2005
Get the octopussy mug."Two octopi swam by. No, wait, octopuses. No, that sounds wrong. It's octopi. Yeah, definitely. Octopi."
by Underscore November 11, 2003
Get the octopi mug.What you call a pain in the ass ex.
These exes are the kind that have the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your back as if you did anything wrong to them.
They like starting drama.
They like getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.
Probably because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn up inside over your break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.
Everyone has had and will have bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
These exes are the kind that have the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your back as if you did anything wrong to them.
They like starting drama.
They like getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.
Probably because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn up inside over your break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.
Everyone has had and will have bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
Friend: "So I heard that Ernie the Octopus and his girlfriend were telling people in math class that when you passed him by in the hallway he could see your eyes glistening with unshed tears over the pain of losing him and seeing him with someone else."
You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"
You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"
by makemeasammichernie September 19, 2010
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