lazy shoes

Any open-toed footware such as flip flops, shower shoes, or skimpy sandals that involve only sliding one's foot into/on quickly. It is a simple sole that is held in place by means of a single strap, or very dainty strap that slides between the big & second toes. Derived from the belief that the people wearing such shoes are too darn lazy to slip their foot into a real shoe, bend over, & tie some shoe strings.

Ginny thought she was so cool in her lazy shoes until she came running around the corner, one flew off, and she scraped her big toe on the concrete.

by Ivan Ivanko July 6, 2010

dick shoe

One who feels he has the positional authority to be an asshole, even though it's not in the job description, i.e. every boss you've ever had.

He's making my life hell for no reason! What a dick shoe.

by Bob Dickshoe October 28, 2009

blue shoe

Someone who really tries to accomplishes something, but is just confused. They almost reach their goal but in reality they just end up fucking it up. Its a nice way of saying, "fuck up".

The origin came from some guy who really fucked up at something and they always wore blue shoes.

Congrats this year's blue shoe award goes to you! You almost had it but you fucked up!

by wshwzrd05 April 5, 2011

Whore shoes

Ultra high heels worn by teenage girls.

Look at her! She's in the 8th grade, wearing leopard-print stilletos with jeans.

Yeah, she's got her whore shoes on, all right.

by jibberish66 February 27, 2010

shoe shiner

1. The action of pleasuring a woman with your foot.

2. A man/woman who polishes your boots

I gave my shoe shiner a shoe shiner.

by nyehehe January 13, 2011

shoe knobber

one who gets turned on by sticking their knob in a shoe

get your wanger outta my nike you shoe knobber

by antra July 19, 2006

Radio Shoes

Synonym for fuck-me pumps, via the associational progression "fuck-me pumps -> FM Pumps -> FM=radio -> Radio Shoes"

Between those long legs and those radio shoes, she really had my attention.

by Words Myth September 4, 2009