off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Jacketing off

When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.

Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.

Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.

by Chocodiles August 17, 2012

Storm Off

To leave work suddenly without warning, or cause, or simply, to not show up at all.

“Hey you didn't show up for work, are you “Storming off?’”

“He came in for about five minutes, then decided to ‘Storm off’ for the rest of the day.

by Pastapecker January 9, 2022

Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023

scrub off

To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs

JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again

by maso+cookie March 13, 2009

off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.

Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.

by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

Off The Air

A trippy show on Adult Swim that airs around 4 A.M consiting of animations and video clips that share a common theme. Mostly for people on LSD or other Psychedelics.

Person 1:Off The Air is such a trippy show
Person 2:I know right?

by YoutubeWest1132 July 14, 2018