Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Nonce

A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST

Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST

by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022

Nonce

And old codger who fuck little kids

Holy shit, I swear ya dads a nonce innit

by Breasticle123 January 27, 2020

Nonce

Lena

Lena is a nonce

by big Jono 100 November 21, 2020

Nonce

A nonce is typically a word used to describe someone who prays on young children. There is a high chance a nonces name will be Joe Harrison

Joe Harrison is a dirty nonce

by Kieran kinny August 1, 2021

Nonce

A paedophile who likes touching people that are very young compared to there age ratio

Hey John which bird you chatting too

Oh just this pretty girl

Im gonna check her insta

Please mike dont

Wait there are only year 7 pictures (Grade 8)

and it says 2008

Im not A Nonce

Dont talk to me again john You paedophilic Nonce

by pro gamer words July 22, 2020

Nonce

A British term for a pedo or pedophile. It is also used commonly as an insult by year 7s (gremlins) and year 8s (retired gremlins)

Donald Trump is a nonce.

by That one Irish guy May 14, 2022