Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.

Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?

by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024

Muzz Bet

When you put on a bet that is so ridiculously small, it's almost not even worth putting on.

Person 1: Lads, I've stuck 45p on Aubameyang first goal scorer at 5/1
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet

by bigfatcamel January 12, 2022

Haigy Bet

A large accumulator consisting of short odds ranging from 1/2  1/1000 with a maximum stake per line of £15. When placing a haigy bet the total accumulated odds must amount to no larger than 4/1 and upon losing the bet you have the license to moan for 24hours.

An example of an haigy bet might be;

1/3 Monaco
2/9 Rangers
1/5 PSG
1/2 Ajax

by D_VADER August 25, 2013

ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)

Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)

by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023

Always bet on nothing

A term linking to “nothing ever happens”, this term can be used after a highly anticipated event/situation does not take place as expected.

Dude 1: Bro, did you hear what Trump’s saying about the Epstein files now?

Dude 2: Always bet on nothing my guy😎

by anad1234 July 18, 2025

Bet

The word Bet is used when someone is agreeing to something

Alex: yo do you want to hop on the game later?
Jeremy: ok bet

by Moderndefenitions August 31, 2023

Bet

Something said to explain or describe the positiveness that an event will occur or the awesomeness of said event.

Ex 1: "Tonight going to be a bet!"

Ex 2: "Yo, tonight was a bet"

by Cbal95 October 21, 2011