mo'nica

This girl funny, crazy, aggressive, amd mean. Even though she sometimes can be a pain in the butt and have anger issues, she is still someone that is worth your time. She will make laugh your pants and fall in love her personality. Find yourself a Mo'Nica.

Mo'Nica is unique.

by Anonymous 07 June 11, 2018

Nicaraguan dwarf surprise

A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.

I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.

by cracky jacky August 11, 2009

nicaragua

lake titicaca is a lake in nicaragua

Where the hell is lake titicaca? Nnnnicaragua!

by johnbrujo September 4, 2003

Nascar

Nascar is an awesome bad-ass sport that aint just for rednecks. all you city slickers out there need get this through yalls thick heads: Nascar takes a TON of talent and is a very exciting sport if you actually try to like it and if you have a favorite driver to cheer on. so just shut the hell up bout Nascar. and not all rednecks are just inbred pieces of shit like yall think.

Redneck 1: Did you watch the Nascar race last night?

Redneck 2: HELL YES!!! best race of the year cause Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, Jeff Gordon, and Kevin Harvick all wrecked!! plus Jr. won it!!

Redneck 1: yupp mighty darn good race but i drank my last case of Budwieser...

Redneck 2: that sucks...

by None of your DAMN business!! September 3, 2010

nascar nerd

guy who gets a great amount of thrill and excitement upon wathcing a car make lefts turns at high speeds for hours. who then continue to play a wide assorment of nascar video games, have there own leauges on these video games and a set schedule when they have there leauge races, make there own game covers on photoshop, design there own cars on photoshop, and no everything about whats going on with the drivers. these guys usually have no girlfriend, or friend in real life(only internet/game friends) and have no life and do nothing with themselfs.

brian:omg kevin that cover looks great.
driggers:what about mine
brian:it looks good.......but kevin omg
john:shut up
toby:hey imma make a cover too
kevin:why is everyone doing what im doing
brian:so whose racing in the race tonight
shocker:sorry cant make it
greatcar:yeah i got band practice sorry
brian:well"(screaming in backround)brian..."i'll be right back
kevin:whip cha the whip keeper has spoken.
jess:shut up kevin. your all just ca bunch of nascar nerds.

by jada sinhora July 28, 2010

Nascar

To receive oral sex while watching a televised sporting event.

"Yeah that dude totally got Nascarred the other day by his girlfriend!"

by NewAdgeMusic June 26, 2007

nicage

the act or process of being nice. used to describe and action or fill blank pauses after statements

I bought a '90 accord the other day
nicage

Crap, im hungry
lets go to in'n'out
nicage

by edrick February 6, 2005