Spanantha Narayanan

AKA Splash

The finest hooper in town. He can splash one-legged threes.
Casually plays the cracker game (with his signature splash; current record: 0-231).
He likes listening to JuiceWRLD when his heart aches.

Weird compulsion to lose hair (buzz cut) /gain hair (mullet)

Spanantha Narayanan is really hot! Insert Moans

by CrackerBarrell November 20, 2022

furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

by Cherry ♥️ June 10, 2023

Tuna nearby

An urban slang term referring to attractive women who are in the vicinity. It’s often used informally among friends to indicate that there are hot girls around.

*"Bro, let's hit up that new club tonight, I heard there's always tuna nearby."*

*"Looks like the party's picking up, there's definitely some tuna nearby."*

by ذيبان August 12, 2024

get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.

Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.

by Mustardtiger86 December 24, 2023

pert’near

Close to this time

It’s pert’near time to start a new career

by Lady Delilah February 20, 2024

Crimson Narancha

To have your body quickly impaled on multiple (usually steel) rods in a shocking or mysterious manor that results in instant death.

The origin of the term is a reference to the method of murder used by the head of the Italian mafia to kill a 17 year old named Narancha.

Person 1: God, I hate these kinds of videos
Person 2: I know, right? Really makes you wanna give someone a "Crimson Narancha."
Person 1: Is that a sex thing?
Person 2: Not usually.

by Jonny's bug bites June 28, 2024

Crimson Narancha

To violently and suddenly jab multiple (usually steel) rods into somebody, resulting in instant death.

Person 1: man, I hate these kinds of videos! There's just no effort to them!
Person 2: I know right! Really makes you wanna just Crimson Narancha the Tucker!
Person 1: ...is that some kinda sex thing?
Person 2: It can be!

by Jonny's bug bites June 28, 2024