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J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
by ashittyperson July 17, 2023
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Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best
My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful
by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022
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el (name)

person 1: oh you know el (name)?
person 2: yeah, they’re a fruity little thing.
by frogdoglog December 1, 2022
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London (The name)

The first writing definition of the name London was not all that. The writing was short and so bland, like blank piece of paper. I’m not good at writing nor my grammar, but I will tell a somewhat definition of my London. She’s sweet, awesome, kind at times to certain people. She jokes a lot and doesn’t really care if she’s loses a friend, which is kind of strange. She’s the person who’s fun to joke with, her dark humor is a little over board but shes amazing. She’s not so good at hearing people out when they’re venting or expressing their feeling but, that’s ok. I like her the way she is. I know this isn’t really a definition but, if you ever find a London keep her 😆 she’s gonna need you, and you’re gonna need her.
L: what’s yellow and cat swim?

M: I don’t know?

L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
by Mariscool November 26, 2021
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honey name

honey is a bad bitch! she can fight. period. she has a protective, funny, personality and will always eat your snacks and drinks. honey would never ever break a friendship. she will listen to music with you and vibe!!! and get u out of trouble 😉😉
you: omg do you see honey name today?!
me: yea she looking bad huh
by emoduckling April 20, 2021
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Lad name

The male equivalent of a “maiden name”
Its used to describe a males surname before marriage.
Example 1: Oi bruv, hear u was getting married, looks like you’re going be losing that lad name.
Example 2: Davies? No, that was my lad name, im now happily married and called mr webberley
by McLad December 9, 2018
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Gag name

A false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.
Common Gag names:

"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"

Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"

Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."

Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."

Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"

Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"

Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"
by Seaman Alvarez July 18, 2009
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