nope noodle

Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.

Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.

by Shitslappss December 25, 2019

spooky noodle

A snake

Look at that spooky noodle

That's a huge spooky noodle

She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta

by Cat_Nip29 April 22, 2018

Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018

Noodle Flip

Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.

Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?

Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!

by therealpotnoodle May 28, 2021

salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .

Omg darren you are such a salty noodle

by Datstankdank March 12, 2017

ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

by dr.noodle November 22, 2021

Heady Noodle

What people do at pseudo-hippie concerts. Sometimes confused with grand-mal seizures. Spinning around, combined with wild arm gesticulations = HEADY NOODLE.

Mom: Son, do you know how to dance?
Son: Hell no mom, but I do a sick ass Heady Noodle at all the Disco Biscuit shows.

by Lonnie Jenkins Stabone April 16, 2011