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Night Riding 

The act of sitting in one's vehicle all alone at night, masturbating. (Sneaking into your vehicle at night to rub one out)
When your significant other doesnt put out you go to your vehicle to rub one out.=Night Riding

Night Ape 

A nigger that comes out normally at night to go clubbin, rape, or steal.
That night ape just stole my bike!
Night Ape by HumorIsUs February 20, 2011

night balls 

basically, night balls are blue balls that have been acquired by getting lap dances at a strip club all night.
dude, after getting 7 lap dances at the rhino last night i was cruisin home with a serious case of night balls.
night balls by troyco December 31, 2008

Night Watcher 

when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.
Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher
Night Watcher by dirtyqueso June 13, 2009

night soil

"night soil": a phrase meaning to soil ones self with faceal matter from the anus.
"Bad news..........just night soiled myself"
"anyone got some Charmin Double Velvet, I appear to be in the unfortuante position of having night soiled my panties"
night soil by Tom Gummer November 10, 2004
the race in world of warcraft played mostly by noobs, little kids, and chinese gold farmers. if you happen to be horde and on a pvp server, corpse camp them as much as possible because they don't deserve to play the game for picking such a lame looking race.
haha i corpse camped that night elf so much that he logged out and deleted his charecter then killed himself. i rock.
night elf by ffhk1 June 18, 2006