Nasal Geyser

Placing the tip of a penis up to the nostril making a flush, airtight fit and upon ejaculating creating a sensation not unlike a sneeze in reverse.

I've been blowing my nose constantly since Greg gave me a Nasal Geyser.

by Iamash July 20, 2008

Napoleon complex

Usually these are pain in the ass man baby types that are constantly compensating for having a trump stump. Outspoken control freak with low intelligence, has a resemblance of a horse's ass.

Oh shit, here comes that idiot cop with the Napoleon complex. Hide the weed!

by DonnyBrasco76 August 8, 2018

Napoleon Dynamite

Pretty much the best movie ever.

Vote for Pedro.

1) I would bang Napoleon Dynamite pretty hard.

2) If I were to meet Napoleon Dynamite I would let him take control of my body for the night.

3) Napoleon is a sex god.

by Napoleon is a sex god April 14, 2005

*Napolean Dynamite

Is about a teenager who isn't so dynamite in his universe. But in the real world he's the funniest loser ever. One could categorize this with some of the best teen movies ever (16 candles, The Breakfast Club, etc.)

The movie has no set time. The time is Peluca, Idaho. It's a movie about a teen going through obstacles and going through more obstacles, which become the funniest PG movie I've seen.

*Wait until after the credits, for a funny scene

Uncle Rico: I bet you I could throw over those mountains!

by Christopher Ess August 8, 2005

napoleon dynamite

A really stupid movie that stars a nerdy kid, and the so called "comedy" is awful. It's half-assed.

Napoleon: Whatever I feel like, gosh!
Me: My God, why the hell do people think that's funny?
Napoleon: Gosh, idiot!
*turns off TV*
Me: I can't bare watching any more of that shitty movie "Napoleon Dynamite"...

by JordaNinten July 23, 2008

Nasally

A person with an overly large nose.

She is quite nasally.

by hngsolo January 16, 2009

napoleon dynamite

A movie that doesn't really have a point. It wasn't the "best movie ever." Iv'e seen much better movies.. I don't see why people obsess over it. Still, it was greatly funny.

"Shocks. Pegs. LUCKY!"

by Sydney January 16, 2005