I know it like the back of my ass

phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.

Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)

by RedDan69 February 02, 2011

my whole ass

an adjective describing something dramatic, in excess

damn bro, last night i drank my whole ass. dont remember much except for that swamp donkey i ended up taking home

by JimBrosiv February 06, 2009

Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

Being a Tiffany( someone being so beautiful)

Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

by Thenrkrjff October 01, 2020

my fat ass

"my fat ass" is when your ass is fat and juicy and you just say "my fat ass" randomly and then people will shut up

meckenzie: how do i use toilet paper right??

me: "my FAT ASS"

meckenzie: oh

by lol_yesgirl May 12, 2022

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

i plaster my ass on the wall for attention

a cry for help

" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"

" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"

by desperate diahrhea pls help August 16, 2022

i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

by Debnhim October 28, 2018