my nan

That women you just finger all the time and when you get bored smash her over the head with a coffee table

Oh I just killed my nan

by Keith malkin January 3, 2017

my purple

someone who changed your life the day you met

yk irene? ya she’s my purple

by mikayla balaban April 1, 2021

My man

This is a person who is your friend. This also means that this person is a close friend. This phrase can also mean that you know someone but you do not know there name. This also replaces the word "hello".

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: My man what is up

by Robert April 24, 2005

my penis

landen was rubbing his dicc today so i thought id make this

Me: What do you want the word to be on urban dictionary
Landen: My Penis!

by yellow ball with a face on it January 18, 2019

my douchebag girlfriend

How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.

I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.

by b0xxx November 26, 2010

my pp

my pp is your private area. Say this in school

my pp is itching.

by M.PP,LKM June 9, 2019

My Asshole

a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time

so you are eating my asshole tonight?

by The Asshole God September 30, 2019