Musket Stuffing

Having anal sex when a girl is on her period and accidentally pull out too far and blindly thrust back into her, hitting her vagina, and stuffing her tampon deep inside of her.

I was taking her from behind and I accidentally went into the hole that was temporary out of commission and ended up musket stuffing her!

by Pebbleman June 26, 2014

blood clot musket

F*cking gun

Hey mon, I'll do you wit my blood clot musket iffen ya don't put somtin down on my forty.

by Mad Dog Davis August 7, 2003

Musket

When you have a long weekend filled with booze and cigarettes and you feel like shit the next day and you want to shoot yourself. Usually you are sweating, have indigestion, diarrhea and mumble your words.

God, that weekend down at the lake was hell on my liver. Ugh, Musket.

by SimpyJ August 25, 2011

muskrat

A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.

"Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!"

"why is it called muskrat?"

"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."

by poopmynamewaschoosen September 9, 2011

muder mucker

funny word 4 mother fucker

o muder mucker u killed my mum u must die bitch

by alistair06 August 8, 2006

Barn Mucker

A male who enjoys's licking other male's anus'.

Dude, are you a barn mucker? I would so lick your anus

by 696969blonde March 17, 2016

muskrat

A girl who looks like the animal (a muskrat).

Gross, look at that muskrat.

by ImNotSure123 February 20, 2011