Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
by thierrion July 21, 2022

While having diarrhea, you take a shit on someone's chest (preferably a female so the breasts are utilized as a canal) and then the person stands up. Allowing the runny defecate to act as a mudslide, running down the torso.
I was on a cheap domestic beer binge and your mom let me demonstrate a Bavarian Mudslide on her for the party entertainment.
by Trainwrek the Nomad August 13, 2022

by Irishknight69 January 7, 2021

by hungl0w October 23, 2008

by Spring lake cowman March 24, 2022

When you secure a girl who’s large chested and coat the slopes with cum then proceed to shit on her summits cuasing a catastrophe down below.
by DukeEfan May 15, 2018

After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.
Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.
by Dirty Jeff’s Friend August 18, 2018
