Claret Mudslide

A Claret Mudslide is when you use a girls period as lube for anal penetration.

Kirsty - Shark week has arrived.

Ian - It’s ok we can try a Claret Mudslide, I think you will really enjoy it.

by Plopperman November 27, 2024

Mudslide Delight

When you engage in the act of gooning, fapping, beating off, etc. while shitting

I’m in a time crunch, I don’t have time to shit and jerk off, might just have to settle for the mudslide delight

by Mrurbanurban February 23, 2025

Cheeseburger mudslide

When two cheeseburger loving landwhales(fat asses) are fucking and one partner askes the other for a cheeseburger and that partner pulls an un-digested one out of their gaping asshole fresh off the mcasshole grill.

*land whales fucking*
"Oh baby oh yes"
"Baby I'm hungry can I get a cheeseburger mudslide?"
"Ohhhh sure cutie coming right up!"

by Gaki ass May 13, 2016

Cincinnati Mudslide

An abhorrently damp casserole dish of ravioli, topped with a family size container of sauce, a log of mozzarella, and a puddle of “juice”.

“There is absolutely no chance that the ravioli will be too wet”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated before creating the Cincinnati Mudslide.

by Janzlife February 23, 2025

Maryvale Mudslide

When someone, usually out of anger or revenge, defecates on their sexual partner while they are in a deep sleep, most times passed out drunk. When that person wakes up and takes a whiff it reminds them of the time they were at an abandoned house in Maryvale with no plumbing and a toilet full of squatter feces. Then they realize it's them that smells like squatter feces from the abandoned house in Maryvale. Similar to Guadalupe Wake Up Call only not restricted to hotel/motel rooms. (See Guadalupe wake up call)

Damn homie, this morning my sister's room smelled like an outhouse was brought inside. When I asked her what the fuck that smell was she said you must've given her a Maryvale Mudslide before you left this morning. If you guys are going to be fighting, you can't come over anymore.

by Chinooks64 July 14, 2023

Michigan mudslide

When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes

Hey, you want a Michigan mudslide when we get back to the hotel?

by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025

Colombian Mudslide

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.

Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.

by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024