muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.

a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011

Muddy Snorkel

A female version of the infamous Blumpkin. While a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poop, a guy is going down on her.

My girlfriend had to take a shit last night, so I decided to give her a muddy snorkel.

by JJthejessplane July 9, 2011

muddy jack hammer

when a woman puts a vibrator in her ass while being boned

I was having realations with this chick and she used a muddy jack hammer.

by j squared from mad town April 10, 2009

muddy beaver

Leaving a cleveland steamer between ones tits and placing the cock in there and thrusting, basically fucking her cans which has the steamer in the middle

Bill gave Sally a muddy beaver

by Your Mom's Box July 19, 2003

Muddy duck eggs

A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.

"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or

Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"

by Ddddddidddddd August 10, 2019

Ol muddy slug

When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.

-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.

-Ah, the ol muddy slug.

by Mr.Unknown89 May 11, 2019

Big Muddy River

Having anal sex with a African American with a rather large ass whilst they have diarrea

I’d like to have a Big Muddy River with her

by Beeno55 March 11, 2019