wash the mongoose

male masturbation

When you girlfriend lives 240 miles away, you tend to wash the mongoose frequently.

by $@lly !$ c00l September 28, 2008

mongoose

A mongoose is (A FART) the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum (SHOT OUT YOUR ASS, OR SOME ELSE'S ASS). It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'breaking wind'. Flatus (THE FART) is expelled under pressure through the anus (THE ASSHOLE), whereby, as a result of the voluntary (PUSHING IT OUT) or involuntary (WHOOPS, SLIPPED OUT) tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound (LOUD OR LOUDER), but gas can also be passed quietly (SBD, SILENT BUT DEADLY)). The olfactory components (STINK) of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds (NASTY ASS SMELLS). The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes). Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulfur compounds)(ROTTEN EGG SMELL).

Q. "What is that smell?"
A. "Mongoose"

Q. "Did you let a mongoose escape?"
A. "Sorry"

by Rainyadair November 27, 2007

Mongolia

If information I have found is right, 95 percent of Mongolians are alcoholics.

Mongolian : Lets Drink
Mongolian 2 : BEST IDEA EVER!

by Allaouise June 2, 2007

Mongoloid

Mongoloid

(Mon-GA-Lloyd)

- Loid

(Lloyd)

A Mongoloid is often described as a physically deformed person, preferably with a lower then usual mental capacity. Facial scars, visible tumors, missing limbs, over bites along with wardrobe are usually bonuses or signs that the person in question is, indeed, a Mongoloid. Mongoloid's abbreviated forms are usually more derogatory then the full word. "Loid" is an example.

Mongoloid -

"Wow, that dude sure is a mongoloid."

Loid (abbreviated) -
"CHRIST, LOOK AT THAT LOID OVER THERE!"

by Amber MacKenzie June 26, 2008

mongofolian

a stupid, or retarded person

you mangofolian

by Jmonk May 11, 2004

Mongolian Carwash

When a man and a women are in a shower and the man is eating the girls pussy, she then cums all over him, thus the carwash.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend pulled a fast one on me a gave me Mongolian Carwash.

by Tha Cre-a-tor May 4, 2010

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010