alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.

Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022

Modern Art

Either an amazing piece of art but mostly an insult. It resembles a 5-year-olds drawing.

Friend: *shows drawing* Is it good?
Insult: What the fuck is that? That looks like modern art to me.
Complement: Holy Jesus! That is modern art right there!

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

by Ughh daddy September 6, 2021

Modern warfare

A gay game made for faggots

You: Wanna play some modern warfare?
Person: No you faggot

by Ohio Booty hole Tickler HEHEHE January 24, 2023

Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018

Modern Lynching

To modernly lynch someone is to annoy them for an alleged offence without a legal trial.
to lynch someone is to kill then for an alleged offence without a legal trial.

"ow he lynched me"
'oh you must mean modern lynching, because clearly your still here"

by Gay bowsers bro June 29, 2020