Model Over Mind

When one prefers a fictional character model (a character's design) over their emotions and personality.

Star Wars fan 1: I honestly don't get how Boba Fett has a fanbase. He barely did anything in The Empire Strikes Back.

Star Wars fan 2: My guess is that it's a sign of model over mind. He does look pretty cool so maybe people like him just for his look.

Star Wars fan 1: That actually explains a lot.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

by VMSE September 9, 2018

Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.

Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.

by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018

OSI Model

PDNTSPA or The OSI Model.

Physical
Datalink
Network
Transport
Session
Presentation
Application

The 7 Networking Layers.

Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson

How to remind this OSI Model? Try to remind some of the following sentences:
Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson

Or In Reverse
American Pussy Seems To Need Deeper Penetration
All Porn Seems To Need Double Penetration

by HazeFace October 9, 2018

model banger

A pejorative term for people who look down on other people that most would find beautiful and/or are objectively so, due mostly to narcissistic insecurities and an immature, unrealistic concept of beauty.

Usually the model banger is average looking but, nonetheless, with a higher standard for the beauty of others than for their own.

Altough most

_Adam rejected that pornstar who approached him at the party because he didn't like the slight bump on her nose, then tried to approach her when she was with another guy after he got jealous for watching them dancing and kissing.
_And what did she do?.
_She told the other guy what Adam said about her nose, then they both laughed at him and called him a model banger loser.

by Granudisimo May 31, 2018

GRAVITY MODEL

The further you radiate a way away from your ORIGIN OF DISCOVERY the more difficult it gets.

How many objects you can defeat gravity.

AN IMPENDING MURDER

Listen do not venture to far from the CENTER OF YOUR ASSH0LE or the GRAVITY MODEL will SUCK MORE CHALLENGES your way to somehow try to overcome but the best you can do is HEAD BACK before SUNDOWN...GOT IT!!!!

Realize somehow to get away as GRAVITAYE towards a new suggestion as the GRAVITY MODEL will never work if you keep catching HELL.

How SWAT works is it is a LAST RESORT and the GRAVITY MODEL says they are out of practice so in order to bring success the WAGER is "THINK OF THE NEXT MASS MURDER CAN BRING EVRN MORE OUTRAGE AND TUMULTUOUS SIGNIFICANCE as the CODE IS 29.60 a FAG MERGENCE TEEM!!!!

by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION August 22, 2022

Glorious Model O

The Glorious Model O, along with alternate models such as the Model O-, and the Model D, is a mouse made by Glorious. It is a great mouse, however is notorious for having some of the worst cables imaginable, breaking weeks after buying the mouse, causing you to have to spend months getting a replacement cable shipped, which costs half the price of just buying a new mouse, just for the replacement cable to break within 2 weeks as well.

Friend: "I just got a new mouse!"
Friend 2: "Which one?"
Friend: "The Glorious Model O!"
Friend 2: "lol"

by hepno September 6, 2022