micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017

Microdigression

When a person while telling a story or giving an explanation constantly goes off on little side tangents constantly

I hate how every time mike tells a story he goes off on a microdigression every ten seconds.

by scorpesp January 26, 2017

micro leading

Sitting side by side leaning together with equal intent, the lead initiates micro movements for the follow.

Kyle was micro leading me, listening to the music of the city...

by wydancer May 4, 2017

Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.

She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.

by Michelvis August 1, 2017

Microaffections

The tiniest of possible compliment, not caring enough to qualify as regular affection. Generally unintentional, unnoticed, and unimportant, these microaffections draw the attention of the clingy and crazy types, which they quote as evidence of your "relationship." Around exes they should be avoided at all cost.

Guy: I like your phone.
Girl: Thanks.

Girl Internally: OMG, Chad IS into me. I knew he was going to ask me out. This is your chance Rhonda!?! *leans in to kiss guy*
Guy: Rhonda, WTF. You always take microaffections way to far.

by crazy 3x-girlfri3nd September 17, 2017

micro-gambling

A slang word used to describe shady business practices where a game developer or similar company uses randomized packages, also known as "loot boxes", to offer some part of the game back to the player or consumer, typically with a way to spend real world money to purchase said packages.

EA has added micro-gambling to it's new game Star Wars Battlefront 2.

by Cephon April 20, 2018

micro cassette

a cassette tape but smaller

I doubt people use micro cassettes anymore.

by prussland November 19, 2017