Microdot

having or showing a lack of common sense, comprehension, perception

Has gay fantasies about retards

His penis is tiny as it resembles the size of his brain. His quality of posting lacks in comedy, intelligence and just straight up interest. Everything he posts sucks dick, he is the worst poster in the history of all forums

flame-retardant

by Microdot April 3, 2005

Micro

A stupid fucking faggot that licks ass holes and fucks other men. He is the demigod son of Poseidon, and has a small (micro) sized penis, that somewhat resembles a nipple. He has lots of "swag", and should go fuck himself.

Micro: cya guys! Swag duces
Person: Suck a dick you stupid faggot
Micro: Can I?!?
Person: Go fuck yourself dickfuck
Micro: Okay!

by bdxhskcbv February 6, 2014

Über Micro

1. A reference to the ability of incredible and effecient hand eye coordination, specifically for gaming. 2. A reference to the ability to control and move fingers with great effeciency.

I heard that your brother is Über Micro at new gen consoles.

I believe the reason I am so good is because of my Über Micro.

by Ray.Cx2 April 29, 2008

micro-date

An extremely brief fantasy about a person, generally of a sexual nature, lasting only a few seconds. Micro-dates typically occur with complete strangers in passing but can also occur with friends and acquaintances.

The beautiful woman stepped into the elevator and Brad immediately had a micro-date.

by Hemmingwayz November 23, 2016

Microfiend

A term coined by Lil Wayne from the song "Getting It" ft. The Cool Kids, meaning a microphone addict.

Mike: "Damn son you spit lyrics all day and night!"

Antione: "Call me a microfiend cuz i can't quit the rhymes!"

by amcsports April 3, 2009

Microbrew Ass

The string-cheese style poop that is produced when consuming fair amounts of micro or home brew. Some attribute these types of poops based on the large amount of yeast left in the unfiltered beer.

Q: You have a headache from last night?

A: No, but I've got the string-cheesey poops bad... Microbrew Ass something fierce!

by ClownShoe July 19, 2011

Micro Balling

Luxury on a very small or temporary scale, usually due to budget restrictions.

I just turned my air condition down to 50 so I could drink some hot coffee in the afternoon. That's micro balling.

We are going micro balling in Vegas for 3 days. I saved all year for that weekend.

by Produent September 4, 2011