mexican auto insurance

Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.

"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."

by Aaron K. July 30, 2008

mexican ambulance

a wheel barrow, hand truck or dolly.

"Pedro just cut off his toe with the shovel! Then dump out that cement, and take him in the mexican ambulance."

by R. Brown July 6, 2007

Mexican High Five

When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in the face with it.

She wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so I gave her a mexican high five instead.

by wowceres April 8, 2009

Mexican Lampshade

During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.

Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.

by ss43 July 9, 2010

ridin mexican

A vehicle that has more occupants than seats.

I saw seven mexicans get out of a 1987 two door honda civic.

If we don't take two vehicles we will all have to end up ridin mexican in my car.

by random0934598347598347 April 25, 2007

Mexican Headgasket

The act of letting some deficate (Crap) into your cupped hands then rubbing the said deffication into there face while they procide to suck you off , also known as the mexican shit-panner or The Dump mask...

"Hey Bill gues what, sandy let me give her a mexican headgasket last night" "man thats sweet"

by Dirty Mehico August 1, 2009

Mexican Saddle Bags

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."

Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!

by the "R" February 19, 2010