selective memory loss

Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.

Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!

by smlchk November 2, 2009

Memo

Shortened form of Guillermo, which is Spanish for "William". Memo therefore means "Bill" or "Billy".

Jose: Hey Memo! Pass the empanadas!

by Da Truf September 5, 2004

memogate

The scandal in which liberal-biased CBS newsanchor Dan Rather aired on his 60 Minutes program documents that supposedly showed that George W. Bush received favorable treatment during his service as a national guardsman. The documents were later shown to be false. As a result, Rather's career has gone down the toilet, and he is resigning and stepping down from CBS Nightly News, effective as of March 2005.

1. Memogate ruined Dan Rather.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

goldfish memory

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.

guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

by christian_cain January 30, 2008

Memory Card

When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.

When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.

by ts15210 January 21, 2010

memory swim

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.

Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.

by Lucent July 6, 2004

Memory Enhancer

A pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.

BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.

by Bullshitzer June 24, 2010