Maximilian

You just don’t understand him. He says something but means something else. You love him and then you can’t stand him. He’s the most annoying guy you know but the most amazing one at the same time. All your friends tell you to let him go, but it’s impossible, because everyday it feels like you get to know him more. And then suddenly, he’s closed shut and you don’t talk for days. And that’s all you want to do, talk to him, but you don’t know how to.

It’s not easy being in love with Maximilian.

by lovingserale November 12, 2019

Degenious-Maximus

An asexual predator/elf hybrid. that dwells in closets and alleys and preys on the happiness of children. Its weapons include talons and an incredibly strong odor which is repulsive to all other animals.

That Degenious-Maximus over there sure smells bad

by Karl Figgons November 3, 2012

chimpus maximus

hairy primate eats bananas mating call of the c.m 'hoooo- yeahhhh'

'hooo- yeahhh im fcuked!'

by mary joanna May 22, 2003

Maximus Novak

American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.

Maximus Novak

by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009

Maxim Lazovsky

Maxim Lazovsky was born in Grozny, Chechnya. In 1992 he has organized a gang that was linked to the Chechen criminal groups which tried to control oil business in the regions neighbouring Chechnya.

"Oh fuck, that's Maxim Lazovsky!" "Hey that's the fuck who blew up Moscow's building" "FSB Agent Maxim Lazovsky linked to the Organized Crime, Owh Shite"

by Vory June 8, 2009

maximum hornage

The ultimate amount of hornage.

Those dirty, fucking hackers in the Irish bar achieved maximum hornage, which made us leave.

by trolololololololololololololo October 27, 2010

maximizing her potential

when a girl is only kinda okay looking, but with effort, style, and money, has made herself as attractive as humanly possible

"that miley cyrus turned out pretty hot"
-"meh. well she's definitely maximizing her potential"

by chikachu May 10, 2011