Matthew

Someone who is always by your side no matter what, very nice and always tells you the truth

Girl 1: look over there he’s being really nice

Girl 2: he looks like a Matthew

Girl 1: he needs to be my friend

ect...

by thotgirl2001 March 1, 2019

Matthew

Matthew's come with such personalities but most are not that smart logically. They'll be smart in school but in some cases, smartness is not the best

Matthew: Oh that's like eating my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said, my grandma died
Matthew: uh yeah those are related
Person: *cries*

by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.

Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!

by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018

Matthew

A short horrible person. He can be found on his PlayStation 🤮 bragging how he can beat you in Minecraft pvp. His bezzie friend caelan is unable to be heard by Matthews voice as he bellows down his mic. I hope everyone with a Matthew as a friend I wish you all peace

He is such a Matthew

by Tbh idk either July 22, 2020

Matthew

He’s a total complete dick.

Matthew is such a queer

by Pewdsub April 19, 2019

Matthew

This man is let's say, strange. first off all Matthew's are furries. They say UwU 24/7! They like to say the word Potato and put's raddish jam on his french toast! He thinks the earth is flat and uses the urinal as his litter box! Can you belive that? It's disgusting!

Woah Matthew is that a raddish? Matthew: Sure is ;) UwU

by Barrythebee April 27, 2020

Matthew

The most disgusting guy ever, For starters he hates showers and bugs. He would rather sleep without taking a shower. Even his dick smells like death because he forgets to shake while peeing. If you see a Matthew, RUN!

What’s that smell?!! It’s Matthew

by Neptunewithpowers111 November 23, 2018