Matthew

A highly autistic child that only says "no u." and dabs all the time. He is not good at dabbing!

Stop saying no u Matthew

by Big Momma 81 October 26, 2018

Matthew

Damn Matthew he got them big calves. He walks like a beast.. no one messes with Matthew. Clumsy as fuck, your nose piercing will fly out if mat throws a pillow at you... if your near him you will get bruises...

“Hey man, wear thick clothing, that mans a Matthew”

by Whatshappening11 May 29, 2021

Matthew

hes strong has a big dick and is a extremely attractive latino. He has a sexy girlfriend and loyal friends that will back him any time. He also has excellent hair and brown eyes.

Matthew is long and a cute guy.

by Matthew latino June 4, 2021

Matthew

A dumbass motherfucker who is just a idiot who plays u with your emotions rubs ur thigh IN CHURCH then FUCKING DENIES IT TO UR FUCKING FACE and say I love u then not even say it back THEN DUMPS U BC U DONT PUT OUT AND IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Guy: “ I’m gonna dump u if u don’t let me finger u”
Girl: “ r u serious ”
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”

by bh_baby December 25, 2018

Matthew

An annoying little bitch who hates being called Mat, Don't talk to this guy, he will murder you in your sleep

A Psycho just killed 12 people!
Must be a Matthew

by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020

Matthew

A boy who will make you love him. He will make you think he loves you. After a month or so, he will leave you like nothing. He will tell you be never loved you.
Some describe him as athletic, slim, amazing hair, and overall perfect.

Matthew came into my life and destroyed me.

Eric just played Alyssa. He's such a Matthew.

by This-is-the-truthh August 20, 2016

Matthew

Noun: An all around douche bag, derived from the Filipino word "Kupal" which means smegma.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.

(Noun form): " That guy looks like smegma. He's a Matthew."
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".

by Adultish Priest May 17, 2017