Unconscious Masturbation

Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.

Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.

by Frothy Walrus March 10, 2010

quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

Asian Masturbation

The act of watching porn and reading Wikipedia at the same time.

I was watching Girls Gone Wild while reading up on Global Warming. - Asian Masturbation

by TheCancler October 29, 2012

Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.

What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.

by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013

Mansturbation

To act manly, purely to sate one's own need for masculinity.

For Jack, spending so much time on his car was purely Mansturbation.

by NotFromWroxall April 6, 2015

monstruation

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.

"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."

by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

Masturbation Nation

A country with a high proportion of lonely single men or pubescent teenagers who cannot find women to fulfill their sexual desires, so they resort to extreme masturbation to cope with the anxiety and depression associated with the loneliness. For example, the UK is full of wankers, so it could be considered a masturbation nation. Who knows though there is no official organisation responsible for naming a masturbation nation.

Hey Junaid, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. Don't worry you are part of the masturbation nation now, we will take good care of you

by Juna358 April 7, 2019