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What's an e-mail?

Intr. 1. an enuendo having to do with titties
2. a question asked that implies titties
3. Viewing or feeling of the titties

NB while this usually applies to chics, it can be asked by a chic to a dude if she wants him to engage in one of the above definitions
"What's an e-mail?" said Jake as he reached for Martina's titties
by shaqualooloo March 23, 2005
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e-mail

A word most people in Canada consider believe to be a private as their home telephone number. most people take e-mail too seriously, even to just say hello, they get real paranoid of over message from (their) best friends.
person 1) Hey, you are my best friend, can I write you sometime?
person 2) no you can not.
person 1) how come? because i am too busy and i don't want you to write me and my e-mail is also private.
person 1) okay. we never talk on the phone either, do we?
person 2) nope. i just explained to you why that is. the same thing about e-mail as goes the telephone
person 1) i thought we were friends. although i would never call you up anyway.
person 2) sorry.
pesron 1) yeah, i'm sorry too (that you are lame and really paranoid). it's just e-mail. who the fuck cares!
person 1) i do. i am paranoid, just like you said.
pesron 2) damn straight. guess we are not friends anymore if we can't write each other.
person 1) yup. you are right. now get out of my face.
person 2) wow you a real jerk.
pesron 1) go away. my e-mail is none of your business. don't write me!!! e-mail is used for xxx porn only. i don't want e-mails from my friends or even you!
by s_N_double_O_P June 13, 2005
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daily mail

A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.
All other definitions on this page.
by JAWZ August 4, 2005
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voice mail bankruptcy

Having so many voice mails that you have to delete everything and start over cuz there is no way you will ever be able to call everyone back.
Jennae had to declare voice mail bankruptcy cuz she was over 100 and everybody knows that people only leave voice mails when they want something.
by JRK STP July 26, 2007
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twee-mail

An e-mail that, like a tweet on twitter, is 24 characters or less and reports boring status or stupid personal factoids that the recipients don't give a crap about.
Pam, our dufus friend, Mark, just sent me a twee-mail from his iPhone saying, "At Pier 39, Wipeout Cafe, eating a Wipeout burger". Does he really think I care where he is and what he's eating--boooorrrring!
by Bubba Adbul Ledbetter August 12, 2009
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Bird Mail

The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird.
Him: Did you get my bird mail?

Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry.
by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 12, 2010
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La-z-mail

The act of emailing someone within earshot, eg: a person sitting next to you at work, when it would be easier to just speak about the subject.
“Al, stop clogging my inbox with la-z-mails and get your arse over here if you want to request a Def Leppard song”
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