Mocktail

A made up sports trade that seems drunk as a result from reading too many mock drafts.

Bro, would you trade Patrick Mahomes for the first pick this year and five future firsts?

How many mocktails have you had today?

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Mockam's Razer

The Stupidest answer is often the correct one.

Bennet: What's the spanish word for muffler?
Joseph: El Mofle.
Bennet: That's some Mockam's Razer Bullshit.

by Dipshit Supreme April 4, 2024

MockyCocky

When two lesbians use a strap on for anal sex.

She gave me that mockycocky last night.

by Hobknobbing February 15, 2025

Mockiner

A nickname given to a person with the sole intention of making fun or degrading them

John: hey who is that guy?
Alex: That's andrew, but everyone just calls him "Shitpants"
John: why?
Alex: He earned that Mockiner back in 2nd grade after getting diarrhea and shitting his pants in front of the classroom...

by DaZERO May 16, 2025

Vagina Mocker

The Male equivalent to the Female Cock Tease, however very rare to encounter.

girl#1: OMG! like do you see that guy over there, he is so hawt!!!1!1!11!!
girl#2: dont even waste your time, he is such a Vagina Mocker.
girl#1: What do you mean?
girl#2: HE WILL MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VAGINA!!!

by general tso's dog May 13, 2009

John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY

See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker

Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.

by DKO1 December 15, 2019