yumekos.personal.mittens

my fav tik tok moot who i wish i knew irl, love you bae 🙄🙄💞💞💞

person #1: i want to date yumekos.personal.mittens <33

person #2 : too bad they already belong to yumekosbiitch :///

by yumekosbiitchass October 25, 2020

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

Coy Mittle Wit' It

1.) A phrase confirming a question that makes you look cool and collected, sometimes a tad bit arrogant.

2.) A dance in which one fiddles their hands together and bounces up and down.

3.) A gang sign with the right hand forming a "C" and the left hand forming an upside down West Side.

Hey man, did you get that promotion?! "Coy Mittle Wit' It!"

by RDubbStep January 28, 2011

texas mitten

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

by matt rich June 21, 2006

Jeff Mitton

So good in bed :p funny, sexy, no one can satisfy a girl better then him :) no doubt. Tall and muscular, loves sports, normally a big partier.

Jeff Mitton "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"

by ghitigjtijh January 5, 2011

Mitticide

An act committed by a major politician when talking in front of a group of donors that paid $50,000.00 in Boca Raton, FL. It is similar to killing your political hopes, like taking a life by homicide or suicide.

By attacking 47% of Americans, Mitt Romney ended his hopes for the Office of the President. The insult provided by the candidate to the voters is now known as "Mitticide".

by bojisplake September 18, 2012

Mittens

A sweet babe. Beauty with flaming orange and brown colors. Fur soft as fluffy clouds. When she walks by, she melts snow. At times very sassy and rude, other than that sweet and caring.

"Is that Mittens?"
"Is she cute?"
"yeah."
"then yeah, its Mittens"

by Karogramms December 16, 2016