mitch

usually used in middle school, and replaces the word “bitch”.

me: hey girl how are you?
friend: hey mitch! i’m good

by avawavava June 16, 2021

Mitch Slapped

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.

“Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”

“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”

by OverworkedTrooper June 30, 2021

Mitch

Irish slang To be absent from school

Are you going to Mitch?

by Ksjsksjs October 29, 2019

Mitch

Likes a good steak and kidney pie and can get it down with speed

OMG look at Mitch he’s on his third now

by 0162 October 30, 2019

Mitch

Mitch loves a good pie and can shovel them down quicker than he can run.

Mitch is here he wants 3 stake and kidneys

by 0162 October 30, 2019

Mitch-out

Word used to describe when someone takes the easy way out of something they don’t want to do. Usually a beta male trying to avoid their responsibilities. For example, when someone bids a ladder truck off of a heavy rescue.

He Mitch-out (matched-out) of his job today so now someone else has to do it

by Woberto October 11, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025