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mitch

usually used in middle school, and replaces the word “bitch”.
me: hey girl how are you?
friend: hey mitch! i’m good
by avawavava June 16, 2021
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Mitch Slapped

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.
Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”

“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”
by OverworkedTrooper June 30, 2021
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Mitch

Irish slang To be absent from school
Are you going to Mitch?
by Ksjsksjs October 29, 2019
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Mitch

Likes a good steak and kidney pie and can get it down with speed
OMG look at Mitch he’s on his third now
by 0162 October 30, 2019
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Mitch

Mitch loves a good pie and can shovel them down quicker than he can run.
Mitch is here he wants 3 stake and kidneys
by 0162 October 30, 2019
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Mitch-out

Word used to describe when someone takes the easy way out of something they don’t want to do. Usually a beta male trying to avoid their responsibilities. For example, when someone bids a ladder truck off of a heavy rescue.
He Mitch-out (matched-out) of his job today so now someone else has to do it
by Woberto October 11, 2025
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Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch
I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.
by bighossrango October 30, 2025
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