milf hunter

some 1 who hunts down milfs and bones them several times and calls them fetish

Me

by Jamie H June 11, 2003

MILF

May I Leave Flowers?

Cornelius: "What is this 'MILF' acronym I'm seeing bandied about in the personals these days?"

Lie Bot: "It stands for 'May I Leave Flowers?'. You use it in your ad to show that you practice old-school courtship style."

by Zerotime January 14, 2009

MILF

Mum id like 2 fuck

From the movie, AMERICAN PIE.
A hot mum who evry guy wants 2 shag basically!

Woahhhh!! She is such a MILF!!!!

by Tanya-xx April 21, 2006

MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.

<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

Mildew Slammer

Having sex with a girl who has vaginal fungus.

"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"

by Moldy Vag July 2, 2009

Militant MILF

This is a chavette who has a child, or multiple children, that is militant in the way she goes about finding a man and trapping him! Usually only 16, and having already eaten the child/childrens father alive, they are the most dangerous of preditors! Beware, the is a Militant MILF near you!

When a Militant MILF finds her pray (usually rich, old and demented), she does her best to become inpregnated by him to ensure her and her fatherless kids have a long, happy existance, with him and his wallet.

by Jesus Whipp July 24, 2006

MILF

Mother i would like, or love, to fuck.

Look at Williams girlfriend, shes a total MILF.

by huntersapussy February 25, 2011