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listepik 

another word for "sneaky penis".

1; The name you call a guy who, when the girl is sleeping naked, "sneaks" into her.

2; A derogatory term for a sleazy male, who is discretely trying to get laid.
You are such a listepik!
listepik by Swayspoon March 20, 2011
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Shit List 

A list of people who have broken a rule or a regulation, disrespected an authority figure, or otherwise screwed up. If there is a job that needs doing but nobody else wants to do (i.e. a "shit job"), it is first given to the people on the shit list as a form of unofficial punishment.

This definition comes from the military where enlisted personnel who had pissed off their sergeant were the first ones picked for latrine duty; hence, "shit list."
Corporal: Sergeant! The latrine has backed up and there's shit all over the floor!

Sergeant: Private Wilson is on the shit list--make him clean it up.
Shit List by TomD1969 November 17, 2017

L is real 

Believed to be the inscription on the Star statue in the videogame Super Mario 64. Those who staunchly believe that Luigi was somewhere in the original Mario 64 often point out this inscription, saying it was placed there by the designers of the game as a hint.
Lamer: Dude, check out that inscription on the statue!
Dude: It's a blurry box of text. So what?
Lamer: It says L is Real! That means Luigi is somewhere in the game!
Dude: See what you want, it's just a blurry box of text.
L is real by Little Nerd May 8, 2006

Honeydue List

Honeydew List, Honey-do List or Honey-due List. Its the list of stuff you have to do because you happen to be someone's "Honey". All the crap you could not care less about but have to do anyways because you want to go skydiving on the weekend
"Honey do this, Honey do that" creating the Honeydue List (Where This and That are other words for yard work, fix the sink, paint the fence, take out the trash and all the other crap you don't care about.)
Honeydue List by deco November 19, 2007
Lisan, also known as Loki.

Loki the trickster God. Two personalities but one he upholds the most.

Selcouth, trustworthy, comical, Orphic & engaging, Five words that come to mind. His intelligence will ashtonish you, He may be the one jestering around but his more intellectual then most. There's more to what meets the eye and he can be a person to describe. Strike up a conversation and I'm sure you won't be disappointed. Intriguing Personality which makes others wonder and draw themselves to his luminous radiation that fills the air. Many people know Loki but only a few truely know lisan and if you do, you will only know bonzer. Best integrity & morals only a few would understand. Trust is something he doesn't take lightly, lisan is a blissful friend which those should hold on to as the friendship will be nothing but abundance of happiness.
Humour & confidence is one of his many traits as he uses this to extend in each other's life's around him. He may have badluck at times but good fortune always follows after. He makes people feel comfortable to be themselves, which is something people appreciate more then lightly. He appreciates the little things & is always thankful. Respect you may have to earn but he's always fair & humble. Lisan is one down to earth and old soulful person, dark humour and nature at its finest. He most definitely deserves the best. Laugh now, cry later. Ironic traits as!
Good one, Lisan.
Lisan by Ducklady4 October 17, 2016
Lishan’s are the funniest people you will meet and you should never let them go. They know how to lighten up a room and will always find ways to make you smile. They are loyal, kind hearted and have their morals kept aligned. You can always trust a Lishan. Not too mention they are also good with the ladies;)
Holy shit did you see how Lishan slapped the person who was bullying me?
Lishan by Ouuuufffff le poof poof November 22, 2021