A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.
person 1 why are you in the hospital?
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
by Ass bite September 16, 2020
Get the Leafmug. by chokempls April 6, 2017
Get the crumbling leafmug. An uncountable, immeasurable part of an eldritch abomination, where the veins and sinews of the leaf are indistinguishable from the pulsing, unknowable flesh of the ancient, cosmic horror. To gaze upon a Ginkgo leaf is to peer into the infinite abyss, to glimpse the fractals of madness that lie beyond the veil of our meager understanding. The Ginkgo leaf is both beautiful and terrifying, a window into realms that defy all human comprehension.
“The worshippers of the Great Old One trembled as they laid the Ginkgo leaf upon the altar, its veined surface shifting and pulsing with a life of its own, calling out to the unspeakable entity that lurked beyond the boundaries of reality.”
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
Get the Ginkgo leafmug. A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'
by sockdemon January 7, 2024
Get the lotus leafmug. by brie12031 June 3, 2018
Get the leaf blowermug. by mr. fuel October 5, 2012
Get the leaf-nodemug. A NHL team known for their 13 Stanley Cup Wins, annoying fans, and blowing a 4-1 lead to the Boston Bruins on a game 7.
Person 1: did you see the Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!
by TriggeringSportsFans August 7, 2022
Get the Toronto Maple Leafsmug.