landon guy 

A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.

Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!

landon guy by Moriae December 6, 2006

Landon Booth 

A gay fag

Look it’s landon Booth the gay faggot!

Landon Booth by Likamynut January 10, 2020

landon guy 

gay fag, who cannot get a girl to save his life!!! Bullis guys are so much better! They are the shit!

Don't drop the soap boys!!!!

landon guy by Bullis Guys are hot March 17, 2005

landon crumpacter 

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.

Your a real Landon Crumpacter

landon crumpacter by Das dat boi March 25, 2019

landon vick 

The sexiest dude you’ll ever see . don’t leave your girl around him to long....he a gangster!

ohhh hide ya girls landon vick is here ...

landon vick by anonymous November 17, 2020

Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S

Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital

Landon’s penis by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

Landon Royer 

A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself

Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”

Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself

Person 1: I second that

Landon Royer by Muffinfuck5000 June 9, 2021